Guilty As Charged (and he was only charged $1.00)
May 31, 2009, 7:29 pm
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The IP always feels a little guilty when he pays one dollar for an LP that is worth nearly fifty times as much. It’s not so bad if he picks it up at a garage or yard sale; it’s their fault if they don’t know the value of their own shit. But when The IP picks up that rare LP at a thrift store run by a charity…well, it just doesn’t seem right. That value, that potential money, really should go to the charity; don’t you think?
 
This ethical issue has been weighing on The IP’s mind ever since he visited his local Society of St. Vincent de Paul thrift store and picked up this valuable and interesting LP on Avant Garde Records, Ltd.:
 
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Not only is this LP valuable as a rare example of Jesus-based psyche-folk music, the label managed to gather together an excellent cast of supporting musicians, each notable in their own right:

 

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 Jay Berliner

 
  
  

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 And lets not forget John Ylvisaker and his flautist wife Amanda:
 
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There are a lot of folks that are into vintage Jesus Movement music. Here’s the review of this LP from the guy who literally wrote the book on Jesus music:

 

Ken Scott Archivist Review: A Love Song continues to present challenging music while drawing from Biblical material for its twelve songs, all united on varied aspects of the topic of love. ‘Noise Of Solemn Assemblies’ and ‘Joseph’ are classic examples of psychedelia dripping with acid organ, while ‘Palm Sunday’ has a more dream-like quality, Amanda’s flute work softly poised above spacey atmospheric guitar harmonics. ‘A Matter Of Sobriety’ pulls a Procol Harum maneuver with its classical cathedral organ and harpsichord accompaniment. Nods to the ’60s sounds of Dave Brubeck and Ramsey Lewis can be found on ‘Pharoah’s Adopted Grandson Moses’ and ‘The Camel Swallowers’. Closes with a high-energy Johnny Rivers-styled rocker ‘The Man For Me’. Several top-notch musicians were enlisted, including jazz keyboardist Dick Hyman and guitarist Jay Berliner. Such uniqueness in lyric and composition (not to mention the professional sound) is rare in the Christian community, so if you get the opportunity, by all means experience John’s music. It’s extraordinarily groovy!

 
 
You pithecanthropes may know that The IP worships Dick Hyman, so just the fact that he’s on the LP makes it a gem in his regard. But as a complete work of art, it’s damn good, even if you’re an atheist. One collector of Jesus music called Ylvisaker’s other LP on Avant Garde “Perry Como on acid.” The IP doesn’t really agree with that, but Ylvisaker’s voice is amazingly perfect for this odd genre of folk, jazz, psyche, rock; he kinda scared The IP with his earnest vocalizing of Biblical fables.

Maybe that’s why The IP feels a bit guilty. And because he got the LP at a Society of St. Vincent de Paul thrift store, an organization that is devoted to helping the poor instead of preaching that prosperity gospel bullshit, well, he is really having a WWJD moment. He knows what he SHOULD do: Just get his Grammy-Award-winning analog-to-digital friend to transfer the LP onto a CD, put the LP on e-bay, take the money from the highest bidder, and donate it all to SSVDP.

 
But the LP is so nice to have and hold…oh boy. Perhaps Jesus will appear in a grilled cheese sandwich and give The IP an answer? No. Jesus ALREADY gave The IP the answer. He just wrote it above. Goddamn Jesus!!! Always wanting people to do the right thing!
 
  

LISTEN TO A YOU TUBE OF A TRACK FROM YLVISAKER’S OTHER LP ON AVANT GARDE RECORDS

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 


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Darn. I only listened to Chopin piano concertos today, and bit of Bel Canto. Slowly working my way back into listening to ANY music at all. They weren’t even my CDs. Sounds like a great find, IP.

Comment by Marlone

I scored a Stereo Duane Eddy rekkid yesterday and a nice old Singer sewing machine which I will be using to make stuff.

No need to damn Jesus, he had the visit with the devil. Most of the Christian music I ever hear on the radio stations devoted to such listernerships is mediocre AT BEST, I’d welcome any Jesus Freakedelic tunes. Or at least some REAL Christian music like Bach.

I wonder what those free-lovin’ Twelve Tribes folks listen to?

Comment by Kenneth Buttercup

Wow, KB. Fantastic collection of “freepapers” on that Twelve Tribes site. They use 1960s designs, but they seem to be from the 2000s.

Comment by Anonymous

The quickest way to get over this guilt (which I too have experienced once or twice before) is to simply stop and reflect a moment on all the CRUMMY LPs you’ve bought from thrifts over the years. If SVDP was willing to buy back the dreck, then I might agree with your Ebay plan, but as it is, the lack of a money back guarantee cuts both ways. If you’re feeling really bad, just spend some more money there. In no time, you would have “paid back” the cost of the LP.

Comment by Glen Leslie

“…just spend some more money there. In no time, you would have “paid back” the cost of the LP.”

Like a light unto my path!

That is true, and I didn’t even think of it. The Jesus music really DID freak me out, however. Was he an anti-capitalist or not? WTF?

Comment by tancred62

Just listened to that track from Ylvisaker’s “other” LP. NICE MUSIC, really. He enunciates so well, it’s too bad he’s mostly only singing stories from the New Testament in as verbatim a way as he can given the necessities of rhyming. The flute solo was good, too. I have heard a few contemporary Christian rock bands, and I thought they were technically excellent. I suppose the “subject matter” of most pop songs is just as limited in a different way. There are “beliefs” about love and sex, about revenge and pain, that get promulgated in pop music, and those beliefs can be just as limiting, simplistic, and weird as Christian beliefs sometimes.

Comment by Marlone

That’s exactly how I feel about it. I think there is not too much difference between rock and “Jesus Rock” or “folk” and “Jesus Folk” etc.

“God” knows there are plenty of allegedly “non-Christian” bands that construct tropes of human ectasy and misery. What else is there? I could use a dose of either; I’m damn bored!!

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